Saturday, February 18, 2017

Minivans

Time for another post, here it is,

Minivans

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Some minivans are great. Take the Chrysler Town and Country. It has a big 3.3 liter V6, lots of space, and a nice interior. Lately, minivans have been getting worse and worse. Some don't even have V6's. Minivans are getting extraordinarily expensive, the Honda Odyssey is brushing 30,000! I can get a Challenger and have 3,000 left over for that.

Early minivans were often (quite hilariously) flops. A really good example of this is the Pontiac Trans Sport pictured above. It got the nickname "Dustbuster" because the side profile is similar to the hand-held vacuum cleaner. Why is this good styling Pontiac? Where did you get inspiration? You went down to the Sew-and-Vac didn't you? *Facepalm*

I think that the perfect minivan would be built on an extended entry-level truck chassis, so four wheel drive would be easy to do. It would have heavy duty suspension, so when filled with people the suspension can take it. The Perfect Minivan would also have a V8 and a 5 speed auto for comfort.

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Sunday, February 5, 2017

Super Bowl

Time for another post, here it is,

The Super Bowl

(credit: cnn.com)

Now, I know this has nothing to do with cars, but I was wondering, who was everyone rooting for in the Super Bowl today? Additionally, I encourage you to comment any bad popular cars you see in the advertisements. Also, please ask everyone that is feeling smug that they are "only watching for the ads"; "So, did you only come here for the snacks?". To further add to Super Bowl ads and (non-Super Bowl (probably (this sentence has gotten really hard to understand (and heavy on the (nested) parentheses)))) cars, I present to you, the best placement of an xkcd webcomic ever:

Super Bowl
(credit: xkcd.com)

Do you have any thoughts about cats? What drives you crazy? I welcome all respectful comments, so keep it clean. One post a week, so stay tuned!