time for another post, here it is,
The Geo Tracker (The first generation. The second generation is equally bad.)
(source: public domain)
Well, the Tracker just looks sad. I think the Tracker might be sad because of its horribe name! It may also be sad because it has a maximum of 96 horsepower(71.6 kW). The 1.6 liter L01 four-banger (the most powerful engine!) depressivley pulls the Tracker from 0-60 M.P.H. (0-97 k/h) in 13.8 seconds! To give you an idea of how long that takes, read this next bit out loud: battleship battleship battleship battleship battleship battleship battleship battleship battleship battleship battleship battleship battleship battleship. Now the Tracker has hit 60 mph (97 k/h), and is on its way to an earth-rending top speed of... ~80 mph, according to Geo enthusiasts.
Ok, back to the sad looks. It seems like a Ford Bronco was accidentley dry- cleaned, then was melted slightly, removing all of those sharp, good looking body lines.
Also, because of how (relativley) high the definetley-not-a-Suzuki rides, and because the wheelbase is so short, it has a tendancy to flip! So, not only does it rattle, bang, and clatter at 60 mph, but, if you need to say, turn, it will roll!
So, the Geo Tracker. Looks sad, goes slow, makes noise, and kills you!
Do you have any thoughts about cars/cats? What drives you crazy? One post a week so stay tuned!
Sorry this post took a long time.
The Geo Tracker (The first generation. The second generation is equally bad.)
(source: public domain)
Well, the Tracker just looks sad. I think the Tracker might be sad because of its horribe name! It may also be sad because it has a maximum of 96 horsepower(71.6 kW). The 1.6 liter L01 four-banger (the most powerful engine!) depressivley pulls the Tracker from 0-60 M.P.H. (0-97 k/h) in 13.8 seconds! To give you an idea of how long that takes, read this next bit out loud: battleship battleship battleship battleship battleship battleship battleship battleship battleship battleship battleship battleship battleship battleship. Now the Tracker has hit 60 mph (97 k/h), and is on its way to an earth-rending top speed of... ~80 mph, according to Geo enthusiasts.
Ok, back to the sad looks. It seems like a Ford Bronco was accidentley dry- cleaned, then was melted slightly, removing all of those sharp, good looking body lines.
Also, because of how (relativley) high the definetley-not-a-Suzuki rides, and because the wheelbase is so short, it has a tendancy to flip! So, not only does it rattle, bang, and clatter at 60 mph, but, if you need to say, turn, it will roll!
So, the Geo Tracker. Looks sad, goes slow, makes noise, and kills you!
Do you have any thoughts about cars/cats? What drives you crazy? One post a week so stay tuned!
Sorry this post took a long time.
Yikes! Looks like the one uses in Jurassic park - looks Jurassic..
ReplyDeleteI think those were Jeeps. Even though I can take or leave Jeeps, they are still so much better than the Tracker.
DeleteJurassic Park had Explorers! The color on the Tracker seems... very 90's?!
ReplyDeleteIt looks like one of those styrofoam cups with the graphic.
DeleteThe Explorer had a huge increase in popularity due to its use in Jurassic Park.
ReplyDeleteAlso, Eddie Bauer.
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