Saturday, March 31, 2018

Lexus ES Hybrid

'bout time for another post, here it is,

The Lexus ES

(https://www.caranddriver.com/)

Well, look at it. It is a beige Lexus, the epitome of boring. Also, the facets and "rakishness" of the body make it seem a bit like it's trying too hard to be cool. The grille seems to be straining for krill, which doesn't really add to the already short list of good styling components. On the same note, the roof is pretty bad. It is colo(u)red black, to achieve an effect that I assume is to make it look like the glass is all one piece. It's my reckoning that the ES is the first car that's going bald.

The Lexus E.U. (FIFY (name your car something that's memorable)) isn't fast, either. It makes 268 horsepower which seems like it would be enough, but it goes from 0-60 in 8 seconds and wheezes to a top speed of 116 miles per hour. According to Car and Driver the 2017 hybrid doesn't stack up well to other cars when compared by fuel economy. Turns out that the Lexus N.H. hybrid gets 4 mpg less than the BMW 330i, distinctly non-hybrid.

So, the <em></em>. It's trying hard to be cool, eating small crustaceans, and going bald. Also, it's really slow.

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Wednesday, March 21, 2018

Contest!

'bout time for another post, here it is,
What Feature on Modern Cars Do You Find Annoying?

This is a competition for you, the readers to participate in. Please comment in your suggestions, and I will compile the ones I find funniest/most interesting and post them later.

The thing that aggravates me most in modern cars is the "infotainment screen". I really like computers! They help me to do stuff like not get lost, and provide all the entertainment I could possibly need. They are fantastic in theory but, invariably, they are always TERRIBLE (infotainment screens, not computers. although some of those are pretty terrible too.)! Either too big or too small, not sensitive enough or much too sensitive, the infotainment (yes, dictionary word. )(:) screen always seems to not work in the manner in which you would like it to.

So, what do you think? Answer in the comments below!

Wednesday, March 14, 2018

Other Cartoon

Due to the overwhelming popularity of the previous cartoon I posted, I drew another!



Wednesday, March 7, 2018

Cartoon


If you click the picture it gets bigger! Wonders of the Interwebs!!