Sunday, January 15, 2017

Ford Pinto

Time for another post, here it is,

The Ford Pinto
(credit: Meeeee!)

So, this used to be a bad popular car, but a bad popular car nonetheless. First, this was one of those weird 70's creations that was supposed to get good gas milage, and make America run on home oil. Like all other supposedly fuel efficient cars that the 1970's spawned, they had a fatal flaw. Literally. As the GIF above shows, the Pinto had an "explosive" reaction to being hit. The Malibu comes out unscathed, where the Pinto is so burnt that the doors need to be opened from the inside, the Malibu comes out unscathed. This is what happens when you rush a brand new concept, crumple zones.

The Pinto created the Mustang II, which is basically a non-fastback version of the Pinto. The II also exploded, and dirtied the Mustang name. When your main competitors are the AMC Gremmie and the Chevrolet Vega, you know your car is a flop. Also, it looks like a Reliant Robin with four wheels.

The Toyota Camry produces more torque from its least powerful engine that the "Cologne" engine that is the Pinto's greatest motivation under the hood (that has a really bad name). The automatic transmissions that the Ford was equipped with were all three-speed! This may be standard for a early 70's car, but Ford never installed a four-speed.



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13 comments:

  1. I remember the Pinto. It was supposed to be a lower priced version of the Mustang. The Old Navy to the Gap as it were. Yeah right...

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  2. We shall never speak it's name again!

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    1. Agreed, we should also build a team to discreetly wipe its slightly stretched out face from car history!

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    2. The car which shall not be named.

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    3. The car which shall not be named

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  3. The 70's were wired.. just sayin

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    1. Yeah, bell-bottoms and bright orange walls do not classify as normal

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